This is from the “About” page on my private site, which I haven’t updated in over a year. I just thought it was funny, and that I’d share it.
Where do I begin? I was born a long time ago, before dinosaurs were reincarnated (pre-Jurassic Park), and hipsters became cool. I lived in Southern California for 16 beautiful years, barring those few in middle school when I was the subject of nasty teasing; before moving 3,000 miles East to northern New England.
I love autumn, and I take the season very seriously. I cannot imagine a world without changing leaves (even though I could 11 years ago), the threat of snow on Halloween, and a nip in the air as you light your pumpy-kins to place on the front porch at night. I believe there is no greater pleasure on this beautiful Earth than walking through crunchy fallen leaves along the road in fall.
I love the beach, extremely smiley babies, cats, vampires (boy do I love the vampers), autumn leaves, Halloween, Christmas, the smell of pumpkin pie, and a copious amount of other things.